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Pills Demotivational Poster

A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*

TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.44/5

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rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.



TAGS: pills better or worse
Rating: 4.51/5

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Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:54 am
Minor health issues for me. But stopped taking meds for 3 years, and flu/colds/etc., are a rare occurence for me now. And I feel MUCH better :)
CloudchaserS - October 16, 2011, 4:54 am
True, sometimes the side effects are worse than when the medication is meant to prevent
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:39 am
likewise, I've seen enough friends/relatives worse off for taking pharmacological products.
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 9:31 am
I once wondered about that. Then I was told that not taking care of our bodies would be like if someone gave me a nice car and I didn't take care of it saying "It'll eventually conk out anyway."



SLEEPING PILLS - The new permanent kind

TAGS: bullet sleep pills
Rating: 2.67/5

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faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:31 am
one in the head will do just fine.
Watcher - December 15, 2008, 9:00 pm
Take 2 of these in the head and never again call the doc in the morning.
me - December 15, 2008, 7:30 am
I don't get it, is that some kind of suicide pill?


THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY - Ain't that happy no more.



TAGS: medication nest pills
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 12:56 am
Yep, you don't mess with Big Nurse.
Derek - July 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Because you're cuckoo. It's either that or a lobmotomy. Yes, I like Juicyfruit.

she's awake -

Turbo Walker -

TAGS: geritol dones pills depends prunes for breakfast
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:24 pm

Just so long as you don't have one of those 'rear-view mirrors' on your walker.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:12 am
Oh man! My morning is made!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 9:49 am
Prude! I'm going commando.


TAGS: hangovers calendar house pills iceman
Rating: 4.76/5

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ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:15 pm
Welcome to my world.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I'm About To Have One Right Now With Captain Morgan .


TAGS: motifake calendar pills and cookies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Sho - September 10, 2012, 11:30 pm
Feel5 like 2 eyes watching me sleep

AT NIGHT I LAY STILL AND SILENT TRYING TO SLEEP - but my conscience is the sick twisted arbiter which keeps me up at all hours of the night


DRUG DEALER - Both pills will make you experience and see things Alice could never imagine - see you down the rabbit hole...


TAGS: pills thumbs problems
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:58 pm
Very well done. 5L

The wealthy -

TAGS: gold poo pills
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:46 pm
As per 'Iced Tea', das nasty. 5'd

Emptiness -

TAGS: psychiatry pills meds food bread
Rating: 5/5
TheSanityInspector - January 15, 2015, 11:56 am
Okay, so why is this appearing as by "Guest"? I'm pretty sure I logged into my account when I created it. It's not in my profile, either.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2015, 9:38 am
Good One Friend.

Milfgyne -

TAGS: pills cou*** bait morning after
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
Sit Thedge...that's a good boy!
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:34 pm
Hmm... a strong statement of ownership. I once felt like that about my Alsation Wolf Dog, then realized just who had really been trained.
lgvernon - November 10, 2014, 2:11 pm

GaryO - November 9, 2014, 7:03 pm
Well……I sure didn’t know you were into necrophilia, but I’ll be game…or gamey, and stiff, jus like ya like ‘em (weeeeird)
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:43 pm

GaryO, it would kill ya', and the undertaker would charge extra to get the smile off your face.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:36 am
Menopause, the gift, true, but these wimin, these wimin here just love to have their way with me...which may or may not be good. I can only stay up so long.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:25 am
OK, well, I’m going to bed now...with my WOMAN
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:23 am
Ah, no worries. That menopause thingy kills that issue. Still, huh? Can you count it up to 'lost in translation' for a graceful salvage?
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:57 pm
GRAMMAS! IT’S GRAMMAS I’D LIKE TO....shyt, somehow I have the feeling this will not go well for me
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'm not. He's always got his nose in other guys...OH!...okay I'm surprised too!
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:46 pm

GILF~~that's Guy I'd Like to....GAryO! I'm surprised at you!
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:37 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary...I think what you're asking about are those little blue pills and then ain't a d*** thing gonna help you the morning after.
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
One can only hope!
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:29 pm
Uh, is there one for GILFs, and uh...m-m...perhaps GGILFs?
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:15 pm

Too, too funny!~~I wonder if Obamacare covers it?